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P: Ok. (走路声…) Great. (走路声…) Oh.

Hi, you’re up. C: I’m now. P: I was just… Some day, huh?

That kung fu stuff is hard work, right? Are your biceps sore?

C: Amm… I’ve had a long and rather disappointing day, so (eh…)… Yeah, I should probably good to sleep now. P: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. C: Ok. Thank you. P: It’s just…

Man, I’m such a big fan! You guys were amazing at the Battle of Weeping River. Outnumbered a thousand to one, but you didn’t stop. You just… (动作声…嘶…) Oh…sorry about that.

C: Look, you don’t belong to here.

P: (叹气…) I know. I know. You’re right. I don’t have… I just… My whole life I dreamed of…

C: NO, no, no. I meant you don’t belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room. (踩地…) Property of crane.

P: (哦…) Ok. Right, right. So, yeah, you want to get to sleep. C: Yeah.

P: I’m keeping you up. We got big things tomorrow. All right. You’re awesome. Last thing I’m gonna say. Bye-bye. C: (叹气..)

P: What was that?

C: I didn’t say anything.

P: Ok. All right. Good night. Sleep well. (叹气…) That seemed a little awkward.

Master tigress! I didn’t mean to wake you up. Just uhh… T: You don’t belong here.

P: Yeah, of course. This is your room.

T: I mean, you don’t belong in the Jade Palace. You’re a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning. P: Big fan.

To: I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heaven Wisdom.

P: uhh… Is that what this is? Sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree. To: I understand. You eat when you are upset.

P: Upset? I’m not upset. What makes you think I’m upset? To: So why are you so upset?

P: (叹气…) I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu. In the history of

China. In the history of sucking! To: Probably.

P: And the Five! Man, you should’ve seen them! They totally hate me! To: Totally.

P: How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean, I’m not like the Five. I’ve

got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even Mantis has those … things. (叹气..) Maybe I should just quit and go back to make noodles.

To: Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You’re too concerned with what was and what will be.

There’s a saying: Yesterday is a history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.