英语和数学手抄报的小资料
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Five Hundred Times
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
“I work for 7up!” 我可是在七喜公司工作呀！
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.*过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,*过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,*跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
Five Fantastic Mascots
Five Olympic mascots were unveiled exatly 1000 days before the Beiling Olympic opening ceremony . The long--anticipated mascots feature four of China's most popular animals--the fish,the panda,the Tibrtan antelope and the swallow .The fifth mascot is the brightly burning Olympic flame.
Each of the mascots has a repeated two-syllable name. This type of name is a traditional way of showing affection for children in China.BeiBei is the fish,JingJing is the panda , HuanHuan is the Olympic flame,YingYing is the Tibetan antelope and NiNi is the swallow.When their names are put together---they say "Welcome to Beijing".
The five elements of nature,including the sea,forest,fire,earth and sky are found in the mascot's origins and headpieces. These special headpieces also display the uniqur folk and culture of China. Each mascot also symbolizes a different blessing ---prosperity,happiness,passion,health and good luck.
It is the first time more than three mascots will share the important ty of representing their host country .Han Meilin,chief of the mascot design team explained that ,"China has such a profound and diversified culture that no single mascot could possibly represent it !That is why we chose to proce five mascots instesd of one
翻译：
精彩绝伦五福娃
正值北京奥运会开幕式前整整一千天之际，五个奥运会吉祥物揭开了神秘的面纱。人们翘首以待的奥运吉祥物代表了中国最受欢觃的四种动物——鱼、熊猫、藏羚羊及燕子。第五个吉祥物是熊熊燃烧的奥运圣火。
每个吉祥物都有一个叠音名字。在中国，叠音名字是对孩子们表示喜爱的一种传统方式。贝贝代表鱼，晶晶代表熊猫，欢欢代表奥运圣火，迎迎代表藏羚羊，而妮妮代表燕子。把他们的名字放在一起就是“北京欢迎您！”
吉祥物的訽形及头饰充分体现了包括大海、蒧林、火、大地及天空在内的大自然的五大元素。这些特别的头饰也充分展示了中国的民间艺术及传统文化。每一个吉祥物也代表着不同的祝福——繁荣、欢乐、*、健康和好运。
这是第一次有三个以上的吉祥物共同承担代表东道国的重任。吉祥物设计组组长韩美林解释说：“中国有如此博大精深的文化，不是一个吉祥物就能完全展示出来的。所以我们选择设计出五个而不是一个的吉祥物。
Keep Your Direction
What would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to success is to keep your
direction and stick to your goal. On your way to success, you must keep your direction. It is just like a lamp, guiding you in darkness and helping you overcome obstacles on your way. Otherwise, you will easily get lost or hesitate to go ahead.
Direction means objectives. You can get nowhere without an objective in life.
You can try to write your objective on paper and make some plans to achieve it. In this way, you will know how to arrange your time and to spend your time properly. And you should also have a belief that you are sure to succeed as long as you keep your direction all the time.
翻译：
坚持你的方向
如果失败了你会怎么做？很多人可能会选择放弃。然而，要想成功，最可靠的方法就是坚持你的方向和目标。
在通往成功的路上，你必须坚持你的方向。它就像一盏灯，在黑暗中为你指路，帮助你度过难关。否则，你很容易就会迷失方向或犹豫不前。
方向意味着目标。人生如果没有目标，将一事无成。
你可以试着把你的目标写在纸上，并制定实现目标的计划。这样，你就会懂得如何合理安排时间，如何正确地支配时间。而且你还要有这样的信念：只要你一直坚持自己的方向，你就一定可以成功。
Professor Godwin,feeling unwell,wrote on his bedroom door this notice:"The professor will be unable to meet his classes this evening." A student rubbed out a letter and made it,"The professor will be unable to meet his lasses this evening." Godwin,perceiving this, turned the tables by striking off the next letter, and making the notice read;" The professor will be unable to meet his asses this evening.
译文：戈德温博士感到不舒服，于是写了张便条贴在卧室门上：“晚上博士不能来上课了。”一学生看后将一字母擦去，意思就变成了：“晚上博士不能来见他的情人们了。”戈德温博士看后，心生一计，又擦掉一个字母，最后便条的内容就成了“晚上博士不能来见他的蠢驴们了。”
（注：class班级；lass情人；ass蠢驴）
There is a legend about a bird which sings just once in its life, more sweetly than any other creature on the face of the earth. From the moment it leaves the nest it searches for a thorn tree, and does not rest until it has found one. Then, singing among the savage branches, it impales itself upon the longest, sharpest spine. And, dying, it rises above its own agony to outcarol the lark and the nightingale. One superlative song, existence the price. But the whole world stills to listen, and God in His heaven smiles. For the best is only bought at the cost of great pain….
有一个传说，说的是有那么一只鸟儿，它一生只唱一次，那歌声比世上所有一切生灵的歌声都更加优美动听。从离开巢窝的那一刻起，它就在寻找着荆棘树，直到如愿以偿，才歇息下来。然后，它把自己的身体扎进最长，最尖的荆棘上，便在那荒蛮的枝条之间放开了歌喉。在奄奄一息的时刻，它超脱了自身的痛苦，而那歌声竟然使云雀和夜莺都黯然失色。这是一曲无比美好的歌，曲终而命竭。然而，整个世界都在静静地谛听着，上帝也在苍穹中微笑。因为最美好的东西只能用最深痛的巨创来换取……
Wait a Minute
Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you?
God: It only means a minute.
Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you?
God: Just a small coin.
Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin.
God: Ok, poor man, please wait a minute.
等一分钟
汤姆：我伟大的上帝，一千年对你来说，意味着什么？
上帝：它只意味着一分钟。
汤姆：我万能的上帝，一万枚金币对你来说，意味着什么？
上帝：它只意味着一枚小硬币。
汤姆：我仁慈的上帝，那就请给我一枚小硬币吧！
上帝：好吧，可怜的人，请等一分钟吧。
The Mean Man's Party
吝啬鬼的聚会
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“天哪！” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？”
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某店来了三位顾客，急于要买饼赶火车，限定时间不能超过16分钟。几个厨师都说*为力，因为要烙熟一个饼的两面各需要五分钟，一口锅一次可放两个饼，那么烙熟三个饼就得2O分钟。这时来了厨师老李，他说动足脑筋只要15分钟就行了。你知道该怎么来烙吗？
数学的起源：数学是一门最古老的学科,它的起源可以上溯到一万多年以前。但是，公元1000年以前的资料留存下来的极少。迄今所知，只有在古代埃及和巴比伦发现了比较系统的数学文献。
远在1 万5千年前人类就已经能相当*真地描绘出人和动物的形象。这是萌发图形意识的最早证据。后来就逐渐开始了对圆形和直线形的追求，因而成为数学图形的最早的原型。在日常生活和生产实践中又逐渐产生了计数意识和计数系统，人类摸索过多种记数方法，有开始的结绳记数，用石块记数，语言点数进一步用符号，逐步发展到今天我们所用的数字。图形意识和计数意识发展到一定程度，又产生了度量意识。
这一系列的发展演变逐渐形成了今天我们所熟悉的完整的数学这一门学科，它包括算术、几何、代数、三角、微积分、统计和概率（其实它一开始是人们为了钻研*而来的呢）……等等各个分支，而且还在不断发展下去。
阿拉伯数字并不是阿拉伯人发明创造的，而是发源于古印度，后来被阿拉伯人掌握、改进，并传到了西方，西方人便将这些数字称为阿拉伯数字。以后，以讹传讹，世界各地都认同了这个说法。
阿拉伯数字是古代印度人在生产和实践中逐步创造出来的。
在古代印度，进行城市建设时需要设计和规划，进行祭祀时需要计算日月星辰的运行，于是，数学计算就产生了。大约在公元前3000年，印度河流域居民的数字就比较先进，而且采用了十进位的计算方法。
到公元前三世纪，印度出现了整套的数字，但在各地区的写法并不完全一致，其中最有代表性的是婆罗门式：这一组数字在当时是比较常用的。它的特点是从“1”到“9”每个数都有专字。现代数字就是由这一组数字演化而来。在这一组数字中，还没有出现“0”（零）的符号。“0”这个数字是到了笈多王朝（公元320—550年）时期才出现的。公元四世纪完成的数学著作《太阳手册》中，已使用“0”的符号，当时只是实心小圆点“·”。后来，小圆点演化成为小圆圈“0”。这样，一套从“1”到“0”的数字就趋于完善了。这是古代印度人民对世界文化的巨大贡献。
华罗庚（1910年11月12日-1985年6月12日），是中国在世界上最有影响的数学家之一，他的研究成果被国际数学界命名为“华氏定理”、“布劳威尔-加当-华定理”、“华-王方法”、“华氏算子”、“华氏不变式”等。 （很著名的人物啊）
然后呢 找一些 数学题就可以啦
什么笑话啊 等等
